I just filled out application 'Application for Membership'. Here is my submission for your consideration:

Steam username = russiangamer117
Age = 16
How long have you been playing ARMA 2? = 2-3 years
Are you currently in other ARMA 2 or ARMA 3 units? = no
Why do you want to join the 22nd MEU? = felt nostalgic for the good old days in my old unit, playing arma 2
I understand that this unit holds offical operations at 19:00 hours EST on Saturdays = Checked

See myself or A. Kokesh on TeamSpeak for a pre-acceptance interview.

Denied. Applicant never followed up.